Archive for September, 2010

Top 10 Reasons to Vote Democrat!

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010

When your friends can’t explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick a reason:

10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
7. I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.
5. I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
3. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.

I’ll keep my Freedom, my God and my Guns. You keep the Change……

Hidden Real Estate Sales tax in the Obamacare Bill – SURPRISE !!

Saturday, September 25th, 2010

Hidden Real Estate Sales tax in Health care bill – Surprise!
By Dr. Laurie Roth Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Hidden Real Estate Sales tax in Health care bill – Surprise!There are already at least 20 hidden taxes in the Obama Health care plan coming down upon us the next few years. So, along with rationed care for seniors and forced health insurance, we now find there is a Real Estate Tax snuck into the Health care plan. You may ask, what in God’s green earth does health care have to do with Real Estate taxes??? Absolutely nothing, that is precisely why one got snuck in there.

There has never been any rhyme or reason to this administration other than redistribution of wealth, socialism and inserting cradle-to-grave control. Using Health care as an excuse for seizing control of accounts and businesses is just one strategy. Obama has also planned all along to use the ‘environment’ i.e. Cap and Trade to take even more. This will do more than take. It will flatten American business and destroy our sick economy. Who cares what the American people think and what the constitution says! We are just in the way…..take, take, take.

I was forwarded this latest tax scheme by Van Hipp, President of American Defense International and the former Deputy Secretary of the Army under Bush senior and Ronald Reagan. He recommended the well known accountant and expert witness on tax matters, Paul Guppy who wrote a commentary on the various hidden taxes in the Spokesman Review paper, “Health Law’s Heavy impact.”

Starting in 2013, not only will you pay the closing costs and real estate fee when you sell your house but now you will pay a 3.8% Sales Tax. So, if you sell your home for $400,000, perhaps wanting to down size if you are a senior you will pay $15,200 in Tax.

Here we have another assault on our seniors again. Many downsize their homes as retirement comes closer, so along with long lines and rationed care that is substandard, seniors and anyone will have to pay more tax on the home they just sold.

Penalties for individuals: We will pay 2.5% of our annual income as a fine/penalty if we don’t purchase the government approved health care plan.

Penalties on families: Parents will pay a yearly $347 per kid if they don’t purchase a government approved health care plan.

Penalties on employers: If you are a business with 50 or more employers you will get fined at least $2,000 per employee if you don’t provide, once again the ‘government approved health care plan.

Other special taxes and fees:

Investment income: Anyone making $200,000 or over gets to pay 3.8% of their annual investment income. Start adding up them apples, folks.

If you have a fancy health care plan and pay as an individual, $10,200 or $27,800 for a family, you get to pay a 40% annual tax on those health care plans.

Medical aid devices have gotten hit hard as well. They will see a 2.9% tax hike. Sorry if you have an artificial limb….you are screwed.

Medicare gets more money because if you earn $200,000 or more you pay a special Medicare tax of 3.9.%

Then there is the 10% tax on tanning….on and on. Perhaps you should consider an ‘Albino’ beauty treatment.

This Health care bill is nothing but an orgy of controls, tax schemes and rationed care. Now add Real Estate tax to the ridiculous list.

As the new congress comes in this fall, we must immediately put a Bill through to defund this unconstitutional and unaffordable Health care mess! As soon as we have the votes in the House and the Senate to overcome a Veto by Obama, we should repeal it, gut it and bury it clear to China. While we are at it we should put Bush’s tax cuts back in, destroy any vestiges of Cap and Trade and push toward impeachment of Obama.

Get the wrecking crew and clean up team ready. Things are getting pretty smelly.

Tolerance

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

I am shocked that so many Americans are against building a mosque near Ground Zero. We should allow it, but in order to promote tolerance….

I propose that a gay nightclub be opened next door to the mosque to promote tolerance in the mosque. We could call it “The Turban Cowboy” or “You Mecca Me Hot”.

Next door on the other side could be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and pork products and makes a nice lunchtime pulled pork sandwich.

Then across the street, a very daring lingerie store, called “Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret”.

And of course, the area wouldn’t be complete without a three girl nudie car wash called “The Three Mosqueteers”.

And, skin heads and white supremacists would be renting a store-front tattoo parlor just above the butcher shop, which would be, of course, just a few feet down from the Armed Forces Recruiting Office and just a step or two from the VA administration office.

To make the neighborhood and street complete I also propose that we build the largest Southern Baptist Church in the country with shared parking with the mosque, which must allow use of their parking lot for old fashioned tent revivals.

You know…. just to promote that, “tolerance thing”!

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, Hell’s Angels are looking for a new area for a clubhouse. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Yep, I know the perfect area.

Hey, just trying to promote that tolerance thing. I’m a good person who has concerns for my fellow citizens — what can I say?

Signed,

Bubba Ray Smith, TPM (tolerance promoting manager) of the good ole US of A.

**This message was made in America without harming any cats or dogs or fish or horses, or cows or chickens or pigs or ferrets.

PS. Did I mention that the women from P.E.T.A. would be naked on every street corner raising awareness about the evils of wearing fur?

Gosh! I love this country! Wish everybody did!

Perhaps the most frightening pictures I’ve ever posted

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

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No words are necessary…. other than, perhaps, the thought that Bill’s indiscretions have become much more understandable…

<< shudder >>

Who Pays Taxes – and how much

Saturday, September 18th, 2010

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The Eternal Flame of Muslim Outrage, by Michelle Malkin

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010

Shhhhhhh, we’re told. Don’t protest the Ground Zero mosque. Don’t burn a Koran. It’ll imperil the troops. It’ll inflame tensions. The “Muslim world” will “explode” if it does not get its way, warns sharia-peddling imam Feisal Abdul Rauf. Pardon my national security-threatening impudence, but when is the “Muslim world” not ready to “explode”?

At the risk of provoking the ever-volatile Religion of Perpetual Outrage, let us count the little-noticed and forgotten ways.

Just a few months ago in Kashmir, faithful Muslims rioted over what they thought was a mosque depicted on underwear sold by street vendors. The mob shut down businesses and clashed with police over the blasphemous skivvies. But it turned out there was no need for Allah’s avengers to get their holy knickers in a bunch. The alleged mosque was actually a building resembling London’s St. Paul’s Cathedral. A Kashmiri law enforcement official later concluded the protests were “premeditated and organized to vitiate the atmosphere.”

Indeed, art and graphics have an uncanny way of vitiating the Muslim world’s atmosphere. In 1994, Muslims threatened German supermodel Claudia Schiffer with death after she wore a Karl Lagerfeld-designed dress printed with a saying from the Koran. In 1997, outraged Muslims forced Nike to recall 800,000 shoes because they claimed the company’s “Air” logo looked like the Arabic script for “Allah.” In 1998, another conflagration spread over Unilever’s ice cream logo — which Muslims claimed looked like “Allah” if read upside-down and backward (can’t recall what they said it resembled if you viewed it with 3D glasses).

Even more explosively, in 2002, an al-Qaida-linked jihadist cell plotted to blow up Bologna, Italy’s Church of San Petronio because it displayed a 15th century fresco depicting Mohammed being tormented in the ninth circle of Hell. For years, Muslims had demanded that the art come down. Counterterrorism officials in Europe caught the would-be bombers on tape scouting out the church and exclaiming, “May Allah bring it all down. It will all come down.”

That same year, Nigerian Muslims stabbed, bludgeoned or burned to death 200 people in protest of the Miss World beauty pageant — which they considered an affront to Allah. Contest organizers fled out of fear of inflaming further destruction. When Nigerian journalist Isioma Daniel joked that Mohammed would have approved of the pageant and that “in all honesty, he would probably have chosen a wife from among them,” her newspaper rushed to print three retractions and apologies in a row. It didn’t stop Muslim vigilantes from torching the newspaper’s offices. A fatwa was issued on Daniel’s life by a Nigerian official in the sharia-ruled state of Zamfara, who declared that “the blood of Isioma Daniel can be shed. It is abiding on all Muslims wherever they are to consider the killing of the writer as a religious duty.” Daniel fled to Norway.

In 2005, British Muslims got all hot and bothered over a Burger King ice cream cone container whose swirly-texted label resembled, you guessed it, the Arabic script for “Allah.” The restaurant chain yanked the product in a panic and prostrated itself before the Muslim world. But the fast-food dessert had already become a handy radical Islamic recruiting tool. Rashad Akhtar, a young British Muslim, told Harper’s Magazine how the ice cream caper had inspired him: “Even though it means nothing to some people and may mean nothing to some Muslims in this country, this is my jihad. I’m not going to rest until I find the person who is responsible. I’m going to bring this country down.”
In 2007, Muslims combusted again in Sudan after an infidel elementary school teacher innocently named a classroom teddy bear “Mohammed.” Protesters chanted, “Kill her, kill her by firing squad!” and “No tolerance — execution!” She was arrested, jailed and faced 40 lashes for blasphemy before being freed after eight days. Not wanting to cause further inflammation, the teacher rushed to apologize: “I have great respect for the Islamic religion and would not knowingly offend anyone, and I am sorry if I caused any distress.”

And who could forget the global Danish cartoon riots of 2006 (instigated by imams who toured Egypt stoking hysteria with faked anti-Islam comic strips)? From Afghanistan to Egypt to Lebanon to Libya, Pakistan, Turkey and in between, hundreds died under the pretext of protecting Mohammed from Western slight, and brave journalists who stood up to the madness were threatened with beheading. It wasn’t really about the cartoons at all, of course. Little-remembered is the fact that Muslim bullies were attempting to pressure Denmark over the International Atomic Energy Agency’s decision to report Iran to the UN Security Council for continuing with its nuclear research program. The chairmanship of the council was passing to Denmark at the time. Yes, it was just another in a long line of manufactured Muslim explosions that were, to borrow a useful phrase, “premeditated and organized to vitiate the atmosphere.”

When everything from sneakers to stuffed animals to comics to frescos to beauty queens to fast-food packaging to undies serves as dry tinder for Allah’s avengers, it’s a grand farce to feign concern about the recruitment effect of a few burnt Korans in the hands of a two-bit attention-seeker in Florida. The eternal flame of Muslim outrage was lit a long, long time ago.

Michelle Malkin

Cartoon – funny, but uncomfortably true

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010

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Here is how you fix Congress and the Senate

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

I know many of you will say, “this is impossible”. Let me remind you, Congress has the lowest approval of any entity in Government, now is the time when Americans will join together to reform Congress – the entity that represents us.

We need to get a Senator to introduce this bill in the US Senate and a Representative to introduce a similar bill in the US House. These people will become American heroes.

Thanks,
A Fellow American

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Congressional Reform Act of 2010

1. Term Limits: 12 years only, one of the possible options below.
A. Two Six year Senate terms
B. Six Two year House terms
C. One Six year Senate term and three Two Year House terms

2. No Tenure / No Pension:
A congressman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they are out of office.

3. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security:
All funds in the Congressional retirement fund moves to the Social Security system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security system, Congress participates with the American people.

4. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan just as all Americans.

5. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional pay will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%.

6. Congress looses their current health care system and participates in the same health care system as the American people.

7. Congress must equally abide in all laws they impose on the American people. All Congressmen and Senators swear or affirm that they will uphold, support and defend our Constitution and Bill of Rights. If you fail to do this, you will be immediately removed from your Governmental position!

8. All contracts with past and present congressmen are void effective 1/1/11. The American people did not make this contract with congressmen, congressmen made all these contracts for themselves.

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Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, serve their term(s), then go home and back to work.

Video: We’re taking our country back

Monday, September 6th, 2010

On the Pursuit of Happiness

Monday, September 6th, 2010

On the Pursuit of Happiness

Words mean things.  Unfortunately, with a living, dynamic language, words have a way of having their meaning changed because of the way we use them.  In the so-called “dead” languages such as Latin, ancient Hebrew, and ancient Greek, the meanings of words have been frozen in time and we can determine what the contemporary readers of early documents understood by examining the contemporary context of those words. 

This is not true with English.  Our language is in a constant state of flux.  New words come into existence and old words are dropped or redefined.  There are expressions that have emerged from our past which we still use but with little thought or understanding as to their origin or original meaning.  We use sayings like “rule of thumb”, “the whole 9 yards”, “raining cats and dogs”, “knock on wood”, for example.  When we hear them, we sense the connotation and understand the intended meaning even though, strictly defined, they make no sense.

Usage determines meaning and a word whose meaning has taken a turn for the worse is “happiness”.  Our Founding Fathers stated that, among the unalienable rights inherent in our humanity as designed by our Creator, is “the pursuit of happiness”.  What was their intended meaning?

The word “happiness” is rooted in the word “happen”.  In the 18th century it referred to what was happening in a person’s sphere of activity that was positive and beneficial as it affected the person’s relationship to family, community and to God.  Happiness was not a state of mind or a feeling.  It was a state of being.  True happiness produced a pleasant feeling as one saw his standing before men and God as proper and good.  Feeling good was the result of true happiness, not happiness itself. 

It is important that we understand this.  The unalienable right to pursue happiness is not the right to pleasant feelings.  Nor is it the right to never have any unpleasant feelings.  It is the right to pursue circumstances that would provide a right standing before God and man.  This right standing is apart from feeling.  There will be times when this pursuit produces unpleasant feelings.  Paying a bill, submitting to authority, fighting for Freedom, asking for forgiveness are all things that are unlikely to feel good at the time but they are the foundation stones of true happiness.

Our Founding Fathers did not envision a government that would provide all we need to make us feel good but rather one that would not stand in the way of our individual and collective pursuit of happiness.

By: Dan Helgerson